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	<title>Land of Ahhhs</title>
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	<description>confessions of ardent hedonist</description>
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		<title>Aphrodisiacs: Yohimbe</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yohimbe: 
Yohimbe comes from the bark of a tropical African tree (Corynanthe johimbe), and is typically ground into a powder and ingested in capsule form.
It supposedly works fairly well as an aphrodisiac, mostly due to it’s causing a slight tingling sensation in the genitals.
Now, the chemical in yohimbe bark that really packs the punch is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/09/20/aphrodisiacs-yohimbe/</link>
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		<title>Aphrodisia-what?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago, I started thinking about all the silly things people have eaten, in the hopes that there is some truth to this whole “aphrodisiac” thing.
Since nearly the dawn of time, people have wolfed down anything and everything on this big, spinney planet, in the hopes of leading that special someone into uncontrollable [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/09/20/aphrodisia-what/</link>
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		<title>Ladies of the evening part 4</title>
		<description><![CDATA[the dance started when my girl walked up to me, said “put out your hands” and squirted a generous amount of hand sanitizer into my palm.
After making me rub my hands together, she pointed to her bikini bottoms and said “well ok, let’s get to it.” and plunked herself down on my lap.
Now, even if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/09/07/ladies-of-the-evening-part-5/</link>
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		<title>Ladies of the evening part 3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our second strip-stop for the night was the century theater.
This choice was made after we stopped off at a little neighborhood martini bar (for a few drops of liquid fortification) and had wailed our plight to another inebriated patron.
“Welllllllllllllll…..” he slurred. “You should head down thata way to the century. It’s cheap!”
That was all we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/09/06/ladies-of-the-evening-part-3/</link>
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		<title>Ladies of the evening part 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When we first entered the building, our group was greeted by a squinty-eyed old codger who was older than dirt.
Really. I’m not kidding.
I’m betting this guy played the banjo while Nero fiddled.
I was in awe over his appearance, which was somewhere between “classic cave-dwelling hermit” and “western gold rush coalminer”.
He was awesome!
He barked something unintelligible [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/08/30/ladies-of-the-evening-part-2/</link>
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		<title>Ladies of the evening. part 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I helped plan a bachelor party.
Now, I have seen, attended, and taken blackmail photos of many bachelor parties in the past, but I had never officially been part of one.
The day of the party I was called up, given an “honorary male” status, and invited along for fun and shenanigans. It seems that a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/08/29/ladies-of-the-evening-part-1/</link>
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		<title>Kama Sutra Love Liquid Sensual Lubricant.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A while back, I was given a sizeable range of sample products to test out and review. Included in this goodie bag was a small sample of Kama Sutra’s “Love liquid sensual lubricant”.
Now, I have already reviewed several Kama Sutra products on this site, and by now you should be aware that my feelings for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/08/28/kama-sutra-love-liquid-sensual-lubricant/</link>
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		<title>It puts the lotion in the basket&#8230;..</title>
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My epic quest for the perfect lube has been a journey fraught with both peril and trepidation.
Will this product evaporate in the middle of an adventure?
Will it ruin the sheets?
Can I use it with condoms/dental dams/synthetic toys?
Can it be used for anal play?
Does it have any sugar in it?
And (for one particular adventure) is it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/08/25/it-puts-the-lotion-in-the-basket/</link>
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		<title>Back again! Whoo-HA!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Allright my lovely readers, I know I have left you alone for far too long.
I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth all the way up here in my new digs, and have valiantly arrived to rescue you from boredom.
&#8220;Oh Tessa!&#8221; I hear you cry, &#8220;Why have you forsaken us for so long!?&#8221;
The answers, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/08/24/back-again-whoo-ha/</link>
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		<title>Moving blues&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey chickieboos!
I&#8217;m in the middle of a epic moving fiasco, so updates will be sporadic for the next couple of weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience, but soon things will be back to the usual schedule.
In the meantime, i thank you for your patience.
:)

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		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/07/13/moving-blues/</link>
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		<title>A massage oil that won&#8217;t try to kill me!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello boys and girls!
Today’s review is brought to you by the letter “K”, and In keeping with my promise I will be reviewing another kama Sutra product.
As a few of you may remember from a previous post, I’ve not had much luck with massage oils.
Granted, this was mostly due to my own clumsiness and oil-slicked [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/29/a-massage-oil-that-wont-try-to-kill-me/</link>
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		<title>Vibe in Plain Sight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So for a while, I was amassing a collection of disguised or transformer style vibrators.
You know the type. The kind of vibrators that look like a cell phone, a tube of lipstick, a hairbrush, or a rubber duckie.
Yes, a rubber duckie.
I’m pretty sure anyone who is reading this blog has either seen these cute little [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/28/38/</link>
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		<title>Hurrah for Ikea!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Is it wrong that one of the best sex accoutrements I’ve ever gotten is from the children’s section of Ikea?
Perhaps, but I like to think all’s fair in love and war.
The particular device I’m referring to is called “Ekorre hand rings”
And is a pair of long sturdy ropes ending in perfectly curved wooden handles.
It is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/27/hurrah-for-ikea/</link>
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		<title>Kama Sutra sweet Honeysuckle Honey Dust.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ah, honey dust.
This was actually my first experience with Kama Sutra products.
I was delighted by the beautiful satin bag and rooster feathers, thinking that it was probably one of the most elegant things I had ever seen relating to the mystical world of sex. I went to a local adult store and bought a cheaper [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/26/kama-sutra-sweet-honeysuckle-honey-dust/</link>
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		<title>Kama Sutra Original oil of love</title>
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In the world of edible oil-based lubricants that double as massage oils, there are a surprising number of choices available.
Today, however, we will be discussing “Kama Sutra original oil of love.”
This is actually a really nice little specimen of oily goodness, and comes in a beautiful little glass bottle with a cork stopper.
Now, I’m eventually [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/23/kama-sutra-original-oil-of-love/</link>
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		<title>Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
So my Lovely assistant just returned home with a sexy little package (thanks beautiful!) chock full of wonderfull goodies, including a small sample of Kama Sutra brand “mint pleasure balm”.
Now, at first I wasn’t sure what it was for, or how to use it.
It had a REALLY strong mint scent (think radioactive Altoids), and a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/22/kama-sutra-pleasure-balm/</link>
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		<title>OooOOooohhhh&#8230; Kama Sutra!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I happen to be a huge sucker for presentation and packaging when it comes to sex products.
Take, for example, Kama Sutra brand products.
They are, in my opinion, hugely overpriced. The quality is really, really good, but there are others out there that are just as useful, tasty, slippery, or sweetly scented for a mere fraction [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/21/oooooooohhhh-kama-sutra/</link>
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		<title>how much is that doggie in the window&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
So I was ordering some toys a few weeks back, and I came across an interesting little accessory that immediately piqued my interest.
It’s called “I like it doggy style”, and it’s a sort of padded strap that fits under your belly with grips on either end.
“My goodness!” I thought. “What a coincidence, I DO like [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/20/how-much-is-that-doggie-in-the-window/</link>
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		<title>Electric boogaloo!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ouch!
What the hell? I feel like I was beaten about the legs and back with an angry porcupine.
I’m not positive what is causing this sensation (mostly because my old nemesis Mr. Tequila seems to have sneakily made off with a chunk of short term memories) but I think I have an idea. This weekend, I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/19/electric-boogaloo/</link>
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		<title>have you been working out?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So today I went out to lunch with a few of my female friends, and we got into a discussion about kegel muscles.
Various unusual bonuses to having strong kegels were bandied about (tales about pulling in, pushing out, or keeping a deathgrip on your lover’s finger/penis/strap-on, feats of tampon winding, and perfecting your target practice [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/16/have-you-been-working-out/</link>
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		<title>chocoholics chocolate tattoo set.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago I gave a rather unflattering review of a chocolate body painting product.
I have tried several over the years, and most have left me distinctly unenthused.
However, I want you, my lovely readers, to know that not all hope is lost in the realm of edible body confections.
I have just tried a new [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/15/chocoholics-chocolate-tattoo-set/</link>
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		<title>whipped cream and other delights</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahhhh… whipped cream.
It’s considered an erotic staple by a good majority of the population, and various women’s magazines routinely suggest it as a way to “spice things up in the bedroom”.
However, things rarely work out quite the way they describe in those glossy paged articles.
A typical problem you experience with canned aerosol dairy products is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/14/whipped-cream-and-other-delights/</link>
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		<title>the perfect massage bar.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey folks!
So I was out recently trying to find some good massage oil.
A terrible accident involving half a bottle of sandalwood massage oil, my new down comforter, and a lit candle resulted in my having to go on an expensive shopping excursion.
Yes, I am a bit accident prone. In my defense, not all my blood [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/13/the-perfect-massage-bar/</link>
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		<title>Hooray for Hygiene!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello my little chickadees!
I would like to share with you an item that is near and dear to my hygienic little heart.
I call them “the best things to happen to after-sex-cleanup ever”, but most people know them as “cum kleen wipes”.
Back when I was still living at home with my parents, my bedroom and the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/12/hooray-for-hygiene/</link>
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		<title>Like cocoa off a duck&#8217;s back&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Aaaahhhh… chocolate.
Such a lovely word, for such a lovely confection.
Chocolate has long been regarded as a tasty aphrodisiac, so it comes as no surprise to find such a wide assortment of spreadable, edible chocolate products at your local adult stores.
The question we must ask is: Are they any good?
Unfortunately, the answer is mostly no.
There are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/10/like-cocoa-off-a-ducks-back/</link>
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		<title>Review: Cafe Flesh 2.   part three of three.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The first scene starts out as a wistful reminiscence from the sewer worker about how great the original club café flesh was. In particular, he remembers a French Girl (played by Rebecca Lord). We fade to a scene of Rebecca on stage, telling the gathered audience how the life of a prostitute is really great, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/09/review-cafe-flesh-2-part-three-of-three/</link>
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		<title>Cafe Flesh 2  part two of three.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The plot for the sequel basically goes like this:
Roughly 20 years after the events of the first Café Flesh, the extreme lack of sex positives has driven down the population, and forced the voyeur clubs to close one by one.
However, while flushing out the sewers amid the rubble of the old city, our narrator (a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/07/cafe-flesh-2-part-two-of-three/</link>
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		<title>Review: Cafe Flesh 2.   part one of three.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahhh, the wide and varied world of pornography…
I think it would be fair to say that I have collected more than my fair share of porn over the years.
It started out innocently enough. A few classics from the 70’s, a scattering of Jenna Jameson videos, a spattering of Hentai… But since those humble beginnings, my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/06/review-cafe-flesh-2-part-one-of-two/</link>
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		<title>In the jungle, the mighty jungle&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey my little chickadees!
Today’s review is for the fun and festively patterned “jungle Bullet” vibrator.
Why is it called a jungle bullet you ask?
Well, as far as I can tell it’s because this sexy little vibe comes in a really cool looking black and red tiger pattern.
You know, fierce authentic jungle cat by way of hot [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/05/in-the-jungle-the-mighty-jungle/</link>
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		<title>If the glove fits&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is Brilliant!!
I just got back from Good Vibrations, and have discovered they sell black latex gloves!!!
I’m not talking about “spank me, dark mistress!” black latex gloves, I’m talking about the kind you normally would see at a doctor’s office. They’re about wrist length, with a tiny bit of unobtrusive texture to them, and they [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/02/if-the-glove-fits/</link>
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		<title>Well I&#8217;ll be Damned!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow.
Ok folks, I’m sure at one point or another we’ve all gone through the same situation.
There you are, out and about with some cute new thing. If you’re lucky, you have anticipated this night well enough in advance that you brought the necessary precautions.
(If you are like me, then chances are you run, drive, or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.landofahhhs.net/v1/2006/06/01/well-ill-be-damned/</link>
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