My epic quest for the perfect lube has been a journey fraught with both peril and trepidation.

Will this product evaporate in the middle of an adventure?

Will it ruin the sheets?

Can I use it with condoms/dental dams/synthetic toys?

Can it be used for anal play?

Does it have any sugar in it?

And (for one particular adventure) is it flammable?

Yes, I ask a lot out of my lube. I put it through rigorous series of tests that may or may not include a centrifuge. But these tests are necessary, since I have faced much disappointment over the years.

Recently, I was given a couple dozen test samples for Motion Lotion, a nice brand of flavored personal lube that heats up if you so much as leer at it. The consistency was good, (not too viscous and not too thin) and the heating action was a nice touch. In fact, it began to heat up as soon as it was applied.

I think this product is particularly good for oral, since the heat is activated by both breath and friction. Each lap of the tongue creates a warm, tingly heat that adds immeasurably to oral endeavors. Vibrators are also improved with this lovely lube, since the vibrations have the same heat-inducing effect.

Here are some quick facts about this delicious little product.

*It won’t harm rubber or plastic, so go ahead and vibe or slide away with the toy of your choosing.

*It tastes great. Not too sweet, but not chemically artificial either. The hot cinnamon or hot cherry are just that. Hot. They have an added spiciness to them that I find wonderful, but if you prefer more mellow fare, they have that as well.

* As far as I can tell, it won’t stain the sheets. I’ve tried it on cotton sheets and had no problems, but as with any lube I wouldn’t recommend splashing it all over your silk kimonos.

* It cleans off easily. Also, on my walk to the shower I noticed something interesting. The simple act of walking makes it heat up both inside (if you got any in there) and out, creating warm tingles. Very nice, and something I will remember for later.

* It does have fructose in it, so for the most part I try to avoid getting any inside me (I try to avoid internal lubes that have sugar, since a woman’s PH balance is a finicky mistress). However, for an external lube (as in, just for oral or used with external vibrators) it is a great product.

* I would not use this for anal play. That is not to say you can’t, but…. I just wouldn’t. let’s all err on the side of caution.

I really like this particular lube, and am slowly working my way through all the flavors. I highly encourage you to do the same.