Allright my lovely readers, I know I have left you alone for far too long.
I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth all the way up here in my new digs, and have valiantly arrived to rescue you from boredom.

“Oh Tessa!” I hear you cry, “Why have you forsaken us for so long!?”

The answers, my little chickadees, are many and varied. I had a giant moving experience (of the geographical kind, just to be clear.) As well as other developments in my personal life that required my attention.
Plus, I just tend to get distracted by shiny objects. Especially when those objects come over in skimpy clothes and bring Vodka.

That is not to say I haven’t been reviewing products and videos.

No, out of the goodness in my heart I have forced (FORCED I say!) myself to watch porn and test out sex toys. It was a mighty task and a heavy burden to bear, but I struggled on, comforted with the knowledge that I was helping to make the world a better place.

As a peace offering, I have brought along some pictures of the various products up for review. Aren’t I sweet? The updates and reviews will continue as before, there will be joyous celebrations, dancing in the streets, and all will be right with the world.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.