Hello boys and girls!
Today’s review is brought to you by the letter “K”, and In keeping with my promise I will be reviewing another kama Sutra product.
As a few of you may remember from a previous post, I’ve not had much luck with massage oils.
Granted, this was mostly due to my own clumsiness and oil-slicked hands, but still it left me a bit shell shocked when it came to traditional oils.
A couple of weeks ago, a freakish accident sent me on an epic search for massage oil that wouldn’t leap from my slippery hands and destroy the curtains, the bedspread, the rug, and whatever books I had scattered around the nightstand. There may have been ropes and fire involved as well. That incident shall forever be known to me and my assistants as “the dark time” and shall only be spoken of in hushed voices and downcast eyes..
Anyway, I wasn’t having much luck until I decided to try out a good vibrations massage bar, and was convinced I had found my savior.
I forswore any and all involvement with liquid massage oils, and shunned them as a cursed thing.
Kama Sutra may have restored my faith.
You see, I was given a small vial of Kama Sutra brand “sweet almond massage oil”, and it had all the properties I was looking for.
- It comes with an easily-capped-with-a-single-flick-of-a-finger top. No more fumbling with oily hands while trying to screw the top back on a slippery bottle. (Trust me, that is how tragedies happen.)
- You can control the amount you dispense easily. A few drops or a healthy stream of oil, you don’t have to worry about over-tipping the bottle and creating a mini lagoon in the small of your lover’s back. It’s as convenient as a squeeze bottle, but sexier.
- It is good for your skin. Made with vitamin E and essential oils, it leaves you with a light, non-greasy feeling. (Of course, you’ll still want to shower afterwards. But you won’t feel like a surfboard that just got waxed.)
I love the scent of the one I have (sweet almond. It smells downright breathtaking.) And I can’t wait to try the other varieties.
Halleluiah!

I’ve used that stuff! I got a foot massage with it–very nice.