So I was ordering some toys a few weeks back, and I came across an interesting little accessory that immediately piqued my interest.
It’s called “I like it doggy style”, and it’s a sort of padded strap that fits under your belly with grips on either end.

“My goodness!” I thought. “What a coincidence, I DO like doggy style! This contraption must be mine without further delay!”
So with the quick, decisive, and slightly intoxicated determination that only comes with sleep deprived shopping, I ordered the device and then promptly forgot about it.

Now fast forward to yesterday, when I get a mysterious package in the mail.

After the few moments it took for me to remember that I did, in fact, order this (and it wasn’t a present from the gods of booty) I opened it with glee and called my trusty assistants to my side.
“Assistants!” I shouted, “We have a job to do! This strange product must be reviewed at once!”
The next hour and a half went by in a blur, but I came away from the experience knowing three things:

1) The strap is pretty comfortable, but I happen to have an ass. This allows for a set of natural…ummm…handles, so to speak. This would be more useful for someone without much in the way of hips.

2) You can adjust the length of the loop handles, so a variety of interesting positions can be achieved.

3) The padded section for the belly is nice, but presses on your bladder a bit more than I liked.

All in all, I think it’s a nice idea, but not all that necessary. I do love doggy style, but if you can’t find a grip with the hips I’ve got then honey, you ain’t trying.