This is Brilliant!!

I just got back from Good Vibrations, and have discovered they sell black latex gloves!!!

I’m not talking about “spank me, dark mistress!” black latex gloves, I’m talking about the kind you normally would see at a doctor’s office. They’re about wrist length, with a tiny bit of unobtrusive texture to them, and they come in a lovely charcoal black color.

Have I mentioned enough times that they’re black?

The geeky goth girl inside me is doing cartwheels and blowing bubbles of sheer joy at this discovery. I’m going to find so many uses for these!

Want Impromptu fashion for clubbing?

Electrical tape and black latex gloves!

Want to grope a cutie that should have a Bio-hazard symbol tattooed on their forehead?

Disinfectant and Black Latex gloves!!! (Then get yourself home in a cab, since you’re judgment is obviously impaired.)

Want to play “stranger” with yourself and feel sexy while doing it?

Personal lube and Black latex gloves!

I have no doubt all you sneaky little monkeys out there will be able to think of many other uses as well.

They seem to be a pretty decent one-size fit, since they worked for both my hands and the hands of my trusty male assistant. The texturing is incredibly subtle (no big bumps or raised ridges) but it IS there, and can be felt on the… more sensitive bits of your anatomy.

These bad boys are even a tiny bit more substantial than the usual variety of thin latex gloves, and were pretty hard to break ( believe me, I tried.).

They come in packets of ten gloves (five pairs) each, and I will be buying several just to have around the house.

Oh, and by the way. When you smack an ass while wearing these, the smack is louder and stings a bit more.

You know.

Just in case you were wondering.