Wow.

Ok folks, I’m sure at one point or another we’ve all gone through the same situation.

There you are, out and about with some cute new thing. If you’re lucky, you have anticipated this night well enough in advance that you brought the necessary precautions.

(If you are like me, then chances are you run, drive, or pole-vault to the local convenience store, realize that they NEVER sell dental dams at these places, and try to slit a banana-flavored condom down one side in an attempt to improvise. But that’s a story for another day.)

Now, I don’t know about most people, but my clubbing purse is pretty small. It’s only just big enough to have some money, my I.D, emergency makeup, and a spare thong.

I actually tried to bring a package of dams with me one time, but when I was rooting for my I.D, the purse was so full I couldn’t find it. Since I was holding up the line, I ended up pulling the dams and thong out, and making the bouncer hold them while the search continued.

Yes folks, I have no shame.

On the plus side, the bouncers all remember me now.

Anyway, I recently stopped off at a typical “adult store” on my way to lunch (don’t ask) and they only offered two kinds of dams:

The giant red rubber-looking ones that appeared about as appetizing as a chastity belt (and about as easy to feel a tongue through) and a brand called “slicks”.

Slicks dams are wide enough, but so thin they fold them up in a condom package, which is MUCH easier to tote around. They also tried to be nice and make them “strawberry scented” but they frankly smell like strawberry latex. Fortunately, they were unflavored and un-lubed, so I didn’t have to contend with “cherry passion” or “zesty ranch” while my mind was on other things. I’ve gotten used to the flavor of latex, and if I want to taste something else I’ll bring my own lube, thankyouverymuch.

Anyway, I was much impressed and will be taking them with me for emergencies from now on.

Did I use them? Yes.

Did I like them? Yes.

Were they thin enough? Yes.

Did they have any downside? Well, they were so thin that I kept inhaling one edge up my nostril, so I guess that’s a bit of a downside.
Next time I’ll bring bricks to weigh it down with.

All in all, i found them convenient, discreet, and well suited for my purposes. In the area of dental dams, I’m giving these a high recommendation.